ffffffuuuuu MrOhHai
what a fucking tool

Apr
30

MrOhHai’s Mama is so fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says…’to be continued’…

MrOhHai’s Mama is so fat she once went on a seafood diet…whenever she saw food she ate it!

MrOhHai’s Mama is so fat folk exercise by jogging around her!

MrOhHai’s Mama is so fat when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.

MrOhHai’s Mama is so fat she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy

she make Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie

MrOhHai’s Mama is so fat NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer

MrOhHai’s Mama is so fat she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm…

MrOhHai’s Mama is so fat small objects orbit her.

MrOhHai’s Mama is so fat she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.

MrOhHai’s Mama is so fat when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.

MrOhHai’s Mama is so fat when she farted she launched herself into orbit.

MrOhHai’s Mama is so fat she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her…behind Mount Everest.

MrOhHai’s Mama is so fat when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol!

MrOhHai’s Mama is so fat she could be the eighth continent.

MrOhHai’s Mama is so fat she nearly put Safeway out of business

MrOhHai’s Mama is so fat the only thing that’s attracted to her is gravity.

MrOhHai’s Mama is so fat  her Uni graduation photo was an aerial

MrOhHai’s Mama is so fat when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball.

MrOhHai’s Mama is so fat she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.

MrOhHai’s Mama is so fat her fave food is seconds.

MrOhHai’s Mama is so fat her belt size is Equator.

MrOhHai’s Mama is so fat she eats Desert out of a Trash Can lid

MrOhHai’s Mama is so fat she wears an ‘X’ jacket and Copters attempt to land on her

MrOhHai’s Mama is so fat she shows up on radar.

MrOhHai’s Mama is so fat she needs a map to find her butt.

MrOhHai’s Mama is so fat she fell into the Grand Canyon….and got stuck!

MrOhHai’s Mama is so fat she wears an asteroid belt.

MrOhHai’s Mama is so fat her Passport photo says ‘Picture is continued overleaf’

MrOhHai’s Mama is so fat she has TB … 2 bellys.

MrOhHai’s Mama is so fat she’s once, twice, three times a lady.

MrOhHai’s Mama is so fat she was in the Daily Record last week on page 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9.

MrOhHai’s Mama is so fat the circus use her as a trampoline

MrOhHai’s Mama is so fat stunt agencies use her as an air mattress

MrOhHai’s Mama is so fat when she opens the Fridge it says – ‘I give up…’

MrOhHai’s Mama is so fat she got a new gig at the Cinema…she works as the screen

MrOhHai’s Mama is so fat she once told me ‘I could eat a horse’…believe me, she wasn’t kidding!

MrOhHai’s Mama is so fat she deep fries her toothpaste.

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